Thursday, August 27, 2009

Usb 2.0 Grabber Driver

Starbaks can sakać Dika.

liter of gasoline = 4.1 zł.

carton of milk ~ 3 zł.

1.5 liters of water for about 2 zł.

600 milliliters Starbucks Mocha Coconut-Almond ~ 15 zł.
per liter of coffee zapłacilibyśmy 30 gold circle.
gallon (3.7 liters) would cost us 111 gold.


whore As well, the car did not pour Starbucks.



-V,,


Monday, July 20, 2009

After Effects Cs3 Seroa;

Do gentlemen have so napierdalać, from pale dawn?

"- repeat not English?
- No, come on, Dad?
- Well, reshape be.
- No, come on.
- Among the nations, no.
- Get up, Dad.
- I did not odmienisz.
- Yes, no variety.
- Well, reshape. No:
I. - I.
- Am.
- Am.
- I am.
- I know , I am.
- You are.
- You are. Well, I say.
- But do not say.
- Because you ...
- What am I? "What am I?
- ... me stressed out.
- I am nervous you, whore! "You learn that the fifth year of high school and courses, and everything is like blood in the sand!
- Yeah, blood, immediately.
- And because this is what variety?
- Like what?
- Well, what word?
- No words, normal.
- a subsidiary.
- No.
- What?
- a subsidiary.
- What a subsidiary? This ...
- Am?
- To be, whore, or not to be! One of them did not hear? "




-V,

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Laminectomy Still Have Pain On Foot

opener after Heineke.

Heineken Open Air Festival 2009 .
7 venues, 80 shows, around 70,000 fans. In addition, film screenings, exhibitions, theater events, incinerated sausages and diluted, hegemonic beer during the event. Driving
Open'er, guided by the unconcealed excitement suddenly see two teams - Faith No More Prodigy and . As I returned to Warsaw later I noticed that during the second day of the event and his performance was Maria Peszek . The predecessor of fatty Gossip , which also tolerowałbym listen live - while being full of energy. As if that slim
fucked differently from the scene would epitaph worse than medieval horror attack dressed in tights bodied malaria.
mid day I decided to play safe and ultimately ended up with the weary traveling companions on the beach.

Being the first time at this event, I did not know what they can expect. Is the crowd roznegliżowanego punani, desperately rozglądającego as a representative of a vanished species samczego? Do woodstokowych suckers, with very sophisticated fetish to wallow in the mud?
When I heard the first mention of galoshes, several hectares of field, even mandatory ulewach during concert megawatowych and swamps - the image running in my direction a little face clouded neat mare.

As I arrived at the entrance gates of the festival, saw the queue for the cattle car. This ride had a pickle here with the crowd rozhisteryzowanym 3 km into SECOND entrance gate - this time to the festival field.
I took a comfortable and relatively secure a seat at the very end, having before my eyes constantly drilling in the seats of young heinekenowiczów . Suddenly, in front of the bus was over loud wailing and lamentation. There is no space for Pawelek. Fuck knows

kim był Pawełek - najważniejsze dla spalonego w trzy dupy autokaru było to, że zabrakło dla PAWEŁKA miejsca !
Bus zaczął czatować imię nieszczęśnika.
"-PAWEEEŁ, PAWEEEEEŁ, PAWEEEEEEEEŁ ! "
Ani na kierowcy, który był na gorszym kacu niż ja, ani na jego młodym pomagierze,w postaci łysego łba z firmy ochroniarskiej, który główny idol krzyczał "-ROOOOOAR!" wystrzeliwując 5124949291213100 naboi na minutę w stronę pojedynczego trzymającego niedużą łopatę i nie wiadomo z jakich przyczyn muszelkę do układania w piaskownicy wietnamskiego wieśniaka (John jebany Rambo for those who did not understand the allusion), it did not effect the expected .

with a slight frown coach started, just to wait for the explosion cheers and joy at the sight of the main entrance to the largest musical event in Poland.
Frankly I was surprised this calculation 3 km, but more on that another time.
After a while, we left the bus and stood near the gates.


colleague took out a bottle and as the young Polish proletariat of the Fourth Republic, we embrace it, each trying not to let too much quantities of phlegm back into the bottle.
love to share moments with loved ones - it's so ... kodaku moment.

setting remnants of vodka next to the trash and soczku (in the end, the phlegm in the bottom left effectively took away any appetite for further fortified with), we went into macanko Lords of protection.

front of me was short man, who, along with the procedure started searching, groping, obściskiwania him by the staff employed for this - he sounds seem excitement and approval. Simply concerned about the security guard was quickly missed. U
me did not make any inconsistent with the policy and also Open'er slipped through the gate.



One of the most spierdolonych rules points of the festival goes for digital cameras. Well, any camera above 3 megapixel are not allowed in the festival without doing the necessary accreditation. This also applies to cameras.
What I took from another camera?
friend aptly called it telescope.
girls, having a digital monkeys three times higher than the regular matrix size limit - and hid it on your pants.
It seems to me that I had quite a wrinkle to skillfully camouflage weighing more than 4 pounds with a light digital SLR Telephoto Zoom in pants.

did not think even a 5-megapixel hidden in a mobile phone! But the day when I was like this stupid DICK , the cell above the head and was shooting video or photos do the concert stage, as God is my witness - will be the day when I lose the last layer of esteem and respect for oneself. After bypassing the

more colorful and dirty form located on the ground and not only arrived at the scene of the disabled, in addition to main stage'u. We agreed with friends that this will be our main point of collection. My first reaction, it was a sarcastic snort - what we might think adult men, each in addition to your mobile phone, some with integrated a GPS. In the end, the idea was not stupid. In the middle of the event, my phone died of exhaustion, and I possessed the only key to the okupywanego our locale.



About 22:00, the crowd greeted uproariously falling on stage, together again, united artists, the band Faith No More .
I was very pleasantly surprised by the warm greeting and the volume of Polish base'u fan of this band. Shortly after their departure, he napierdalać rain.

I dick.



how a concert sponsored by Mike Patton, was ob-l-e-gout.
Awesome, avant-garde, niekurwabywale charismatic singer. A true artist, an excellent showman.
Besides the possibility of vocal Patton, he has an unparalleled ability to pickup or to their complete swept away the crowd with legs. Starting with a warm and a bit eclectic, whispering, after the outbreak of animal aggressive, chilling roar.
After bringing in the heavens singing Mike's fan base as well as the words "Easy, the rain decided to fuck with the scene.
Patton at some point it went against the crowd, earnestly asking that someone sang the refrain of the song "Evidence", except that in Polish. No chance - everyone gasped strongly microphone and awkwardly to him charczał in the original. After three or four attempts, Mike resigned, returned to the stage, thanked, however, expressed surprised that nobody in the fucking Open'erze pa gawarit not Polish.

The band played all their greatest hits, I have not heard around me complaining that something did not play on what counted. After two bisach, they were forced to give way to the scene Australian drum n bass - Pendulum . Such
itself.



the great gigantokurwatyczny plus service deserves the festival. Young, cool, smiling people poured to indicate the, helped, serve the hungry, wanting and exhausted players with impeccable grace.

Settlement physiological needs - That's another pair of boots zjebanych. A few dozen
toy-toy'i was not able to meet the 70 thousand swollen bladders causing a big problem with urinating.



got to the point that people at random gap - a tent, under the table, next to video screens, the poor disabled toilet, a toyttoy'e, the toy-toy'ach, next to the toy-toy'i, the toy-toy'ach. Rare
In toy-toy'ach. Crop
not write about cases like someone threw diarrhea in the ass.


Food - without reservation. Hardly what I ate during the event, because the magnitude of queues and the amount of fat people in them overwhelm me plaskaczem bezapetytu.

the Heineke Heineken? As usual - diluted, but few who care.



It was the third day of Heineken Open'er 2009.
It was quite a pussy.




-V,

Saturday, June 13, 2009

How To Cut And Stitch Anarkali

Politicians are whores puszące the rhetoric. Free Boob

Nowhere in the world did not find a larger deck as unjustifiable arrogance in this country.
- Poland is a poor country, rich people . " It always used to say
my father. Practically, there is always disagreed with this opinion.
However, until the same formed in part my own belief, I would like to make a small change as to say. Or at least expand it.
"-Poland is a poor country, rich people, evenly marudzących. "

Pole Is it rich, poor, healthy or sick, dzietny, lonely, beautiful, or dingy, low or high - there's always a reason for whining. I sincerely suspect that in the genome polaczków not find a gene that is responsible for the active sense of enthusiasm lags, or block, which cuts off the blood supply to raszującej by our well-being optimism.


do not know how to enjoy .

ironically
We come from a country that FIRST should teach us, to forge a sense of dignity and enjoyment of what we've done!
Years of fighting, not being subjected to occupation, 1410, Chopin, the fight against Russification, Germanization, the four partitions of the Republic, the overthrow of Communism, accession to the EU, NATO, the Euro 2012 (lol) - still the fucking whore Polaczek feel bad. Unappreciated.


O ye whore niedorozwinięcia masses.




Sam is pissed off at paradoxes that occur in this country at a frequency of spoiled mushrooms after acid rain, but let's to enjoy the things that we have.
Which made by our ancestors. Which is the bunches, enough to open your eyes and see them.
We're healthy, we have a family member, friend, someone at your side this coming weekend, youth, make it at the last minute to reach the bus, not murder slalom by placing the concrete, from which we get paid just for the account of the uber-hangover of the previous day, with warm sunlight, the song that damn time we have not heard, with 10 gold find in old trousers - it's only a matter of your interpretation of what makes you happy.

Without Joy, by the end ocipiemy in this country.
Let us learn to talk like Americans - whether dumb or smart - each one you meet on the street, how they ask, " how's it going " answers
" alls good "
" great "
" its okay ! "
" never been better! . "

Dick, is that even the bad, the poor, the sick - Are so ingrained in my head, and so to discover the good side of life. Name them ignorant, but it seems to me that this is a much better solution than to walk like a slut and pusząca harp as bad whore, and tragically sucked.





I assure you, if you do not learn to be pleased with what we have is that people will always have in my pocket a big fakap .



-V,

Friday, May 15, 2009

Revelations By Candida Royalle

language.

in the bushes, "said the bunting Bunting: - You can borrow my shovel? I have to przetrzebić the thicket, because they threaten terrible mouths.

replied to the second Bunting - Unwanted, trznadlu spade! When wytrzeszczysz eyes in the bush, screaming chisels every mouth!

spade on it, "said the bunting: - It is hard to do something without a spade! Thicket trza dug to exterminate trznadli not rooted out. Bunting, after all rare beast, eyes protruding shrubs shall not!

Bunting grabbed the spade in his hand and walked boldly thicket, ripped the thicket and closed their mouths.





-V,,

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Congratulation On Your New Job Card

In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Doughnut. Nobody

Poles accuse and deny the Americans for being fat, lazy bumelantami. But the Poles
cultivate feast PARCEL .



Absurd.



-V,

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Dr Mrs Vandertramp Game

me Koff. Ide on the possible $ CIQ: (/ u Jootro impra Ewusi: *

male species is extinct .
alpha males are slowly but firmly crotch, a woman becomes !


More and more I see pictures of the group, our class, or facebook me of a very disturbing phenomenon - pervasive pedalstwo among those napierdalamy ancestors to bankrupt the glory, honor and common desire pobzykania exotic punani, which inevitably made so that it was in the neighboring country.

I am not concerned with sexual inclination , writing "pedalstwo.
Contrary to what you believe, I consider myself a tolerant, open and fully human when it comes to morals / religious sexual standards. After all - you have several colleagues with a different orientation than mine.

pedalstwo Writing, I mean second aspect of the word aspect is not tyczący the orientation, but certain behaviors or actions which are referred to as "gay."
crybaby giggling, drinking - ops! or rather sączącego by SŁOMUSIĘ drineczka color, with hair that was ironing for an hour with mommy straightener before meeting their colleagues wypedałowanych, posing for photos like a phantom like sucking cock (fucking ubiquitous spout), with handles that are thinner than most tic-taców dressed in a more tight tube which in LAJFIE seen (by the way, once conducted an experiment with tubes - what WHORE miracle they succeed in this new Host! for me it was PHYSICALLY impossible. The rest of the women leave to the imagination coponiektórym. For a hint, however, I throw a password - Lunchbox . ).

will find that I mentioned nothing other than looks, rather than behavior.
You are mistaken.
anyone who would behave NORMALLY .. otherwise - if these "boys" thought as befits a guy or a dick, or testosterone, would have committed such an appearance or actions (phantom cock sucking)?
not I get into the absurd!
not stand the line of confessing that the real man should have an allergy to deodorant, a well-cut clothes and thin cigarettes. But for God's sake! should be a limit somewhere.

Krech.
my opinion, followed inexorably blurred.

MY opinion, you guys should hold themselves in what has always held the male species - courage, honor, dignity, self-confidence, zachartowanie .. FORCE . Apparently

most women, as one of the most important features that are looking for in a potential partner - it sense of security.
believe I want to be more in the fact that the Hulk in his spare time among the women's dresses Łaszek, odziewając in latex strap-on and put a lighted candle in the ass than the fact that the aforementioned example, a candidate raises a woman's security guarantee. Sooner has a chance to give him gurgle anxiety in the large intestine.

Personally, I blame MTV for this .
promoted by the same clones are similar to each other nieporadności i aseksualizmu. Myślałem, że zanik szparek czy siusiaków minęła wraz z trendem barbi-ken.
Gówno!
Przeszła tylko lekką transformację w stronę emo-eunuchów.



Co zatem następuję : w naturze musi być gatunek dominujący ; kobiety zdające sobie sprawę z coraz to wygasającym męstwem u facetów, postanawiają wziąć sprawy w własne ręce. Stąd też tłumaczę, coraz to większy popęd zakładania spodni przez płeć piękną.

Kobiety bardziej niż kiedykolwiek odzwierciedlają stan fully independent and carefully wade in the next, becoming stronger and more persistent, where at some point realize - when they fuck a guy?

after dick. And that's it.


I promise you that sooner rather than later will come a remake of Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet with wkurwionym expression ryknie toward standing on the balcony of Romeo, in the jumps to her dead. Romeo And as befits crybaby, rozklekocze in tears, choking on the spasmodic attempts to establish that Julia did not understand it completely and does not love.



Parakurwanoja.



-V,

Friday, January 9, 2009

Wild Thornberrys Rescue

wytulić is a whore you bitch?



And so you give a shit what I write, so for variety, a quote from one of my favorite movies:

Bar Patron : Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car!
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! ..
fucksuck Hey, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut That cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
Raving Bitch : You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!
Bar Patron : Go ahead.
Raving Bitch : You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck...
Bar Patron : Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You want to do the man dance? First dance is yours.


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-V,

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Nadine Jansens Pregnant

God hates us all.


'fuck me! " Roared breathlessly what she had jammed the huge tits. Its' ala National Geographic nipples, dangling for each naczerpanego haustu air.

' Bitch! I love you like a piśdziec and back '- shouted, opluwając himself and also his little blue-eyed with bright blond hair mare.


And people dare to say that love does not exist?

Times change, expression of love, too.
gestures, texts, podpuchy, feelings, thoughts, and tactics - all interplay with time, are changing.
Once, this text could be seen as:

" Ah, I love you heart each breath. . " *

"happy moments of my life I mean, I wake up with nothing when I see you, I do not want to see, in addition to your cheeks, do not want to see or to love anything, But to love you! "**


NO.

Can you imagine if the guy gave himself a sonnet with a desperate emotional mush of half-naked women?" He was a leaf on the mouth instead of a decent rżnięcia, and its just punani warmed up, ran from the bed of hops and poszukałoby itself "prafdzifego guy, not a queer".

We have become more sinful, we became more open. Life has easier. But where there is usually pretty simple, the easiest way to not easy problems.
staggering number of divorces, for example.
Forty years ago it was unthinkable. Ask parents about their grandparents or their peers in the classroom. Was there a lot of kids who had parents with whom saw each separately.
Why the tendency to refuse to continue in spite of strenuous oath of obedience to God himself (civil marriage? Times were different).

Because it is much easier. Because times became easier .
problems they once were not there, were born in our time. So it is with most things.

To forty years ago, careerists twenties fell from a heart attack?
The renal failure?
For cancer?
twenties people. It would seem that it is their golden time. They flourished. Flower age.

But it is, now when a young man zapierdala for two, and sometimes for three to his efforts replenished the basic needs to live independently. Without the support of the warm material kurwidołka and their residents, or other sponsors.
But to get to this alleged self-reliance, a young man has achieved success in several fields. These fields include the field of physical, psycho-emotional and demonstrative.
How tame all these fields can be advertised as being fully independent, completely independent of anyone.
Stress, nervousness, exhaustion, nervousness, tension, irritability, agitation, anger, irritability SHOW - AMOK .. word - the psychological baggage that this body must bear and the lug, the burden for many a man, too great to bear.
And for those who are trying to take up this challenge, they get a backfire straight into his mouth cancer, depression, heart attack, migraine, atherosclerosis, aneurysms, varicose veins or other hypertension.


In the name of what?

Ferrari? older than their vintage whiskey ? dup far from the street Poznan?
answers which make me naked more dissatisfied, unfortunately, but they are not true.
So what?
after independence. After

prosperity, which does not return completely to what you earned.

The apartment consists of 20 meters, runny sink, riddled and creaking sofa, a refrigerator which is evidently suffering from PMS every few hours and decided to disconnect from the rest of the environment or location that Freddy Kruger would fucking despised the plunge and for which one pays niebykurwabałą sum row from 1000, - gold month.

After bread, a few danonków, a little salt water is not potable, inexpensive shaving cream that does not alleged that slut and how the pocket wytrzaska few coppers for a beer and pizza Takeaway is a joy and the clatter of chatter łechtaczek ovaries.

After this, to be able to make a phone call just an abandoned outlet and inform the parents what a fantas-exxxtra-Tyczny life and does not pay for the pleasure of ICT so that the operator does not tarried in the sodomy and Gomorrah with his poor ass. Well
and the toilet paper.

Replaced only a handful of things that we use every day in practice and enjoy the and does not seem to me that this is the first class or turbo exciting luxury.
Are these things for which we are even able to even risk complete or partial devastation of mental-corporeal?
immediately emphasize that I fully admire those individuals who come from all this unscathed. My dear, nobody said that fall by now, if the symptoms you will feel tomorrow. I guess that you're so immune to external factors, and your emotional state is comparable to that of conventional petunia pots or empty packages after czipsach.

It is in this case too jealous.



some extent.





-V,




* ** Kornel Ujejski once said.