Hen Party Greeting Messages

All you do not like and your mother dresses you funny.

Funny how little it is important to your job when you ask for
raise, and how incredibly
essential for humanity if you ask to leave.



And there is not any Sparta.



-V,

Marine Corps Back Ground

Houston, we have a problem. Sram

know what is worst when a young man enters the stage of becoming independent from the warm kurwidołka which is the mommy and daddy's house?
not the work itself.
Work is fun!
educates, develops, expands horizons, becomes independent.
young nincompoop money begins to appreciate that for some time there, his parents give him uprightly under his nose and then realizes yourself if you need to napierdalać broken to earn a penny.
No, no, I think the work is arcy important factor in education nature of every man who sees a person's worth and, as more sophisticated than a conventional potting petunias.

I'll tell you what is the worst .
Incentives.
And again, do not just wake up.
not sound annoying song Harri Belafonte -

" Work all night on a drink a'rum
(Daylight come and he wan 'go home) Stack banana till
thee morning come
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)"

not conviction that do not rise to the day on less than $ 30 tiles.
man and so able, and even does not nowhere on the dollar.
worst.
The worst are the first steps each day.

Everyday when I wake up with the expression, I feel like Neil Armstrong.
Shedding heated blanket from his body to the side, pressing any key on the cell that in the end Harry put a banana in the ass, comb your fingers on the head pierdolnik i. ... She gets .

Then comes the stage of the Apollo 11
Way that I have to overcome - 15 meters.
Number of corners - 2 .
degree of risk - the risk pierdolnięcia the door frame * Use caution when leaving the room *
Weather - not dot.
Obstacles - careful not to fuck it up for Father .
Other - there is a possibility of encountering mom in the bathroom at the time of coating the hair. Recommended to perform deep haustu air.



Briefing executed.
I get up.
you remember the old video record as American astronauts, Neil starring awkwardly after jumping the moon's surface?
Now you have as clear a picture of me, trying to roll to the bathroom.

But still, this is not the worst.

he reached the bathroom.
boxer throwing away the cold tiles on the bathroom next to the rug.
I look for a moment on his pathetic face in the mirror.
sigh, carelessly open shower.
enter inside.
door tightly shut.
I reach for the handle of the shower.
second hand go in the side of the battery.

And here.
And now.
And at this point,
is the worst moment of the day.

Have you ever wondered how much of a man invented things?
useful things?
mózgojebstwa not in the form of Argentine telenovela, alcohol-free beer, knee or other tights.

By Allah!
revolutionizing the way people consistently and our standard of living, our communication and entertainment.
Toilet paper, internet, penicillin, the conquest of space, dolby surround, Cinnamon Club, Tupac!
things without which most of us can not imagine the continued existence.

So, the whole idea of \u200b\u200bgenerosity and gold that man has created, why ... Somebody tell me whore WHY, nobody came up with a way to not spit in the morning shower with cold water from the pipes?

Every day, when bathing, cuddling up to the corner of the cabin, trembling and whine like a fucking BAMBI, waiting until it has drained impassive dab in the gutter.
And to just drop it in the footer ziąbu skapnęła! Neither the hot legs, and God forgive, abdomen or abdomen.
me that they could not save? !
Why,
in all this glorification of a man went through successive levels of technology, he could not save a white man to survive such thermal of the fucking morning?

hanging out with my morning shower.
refreshed.
engines already operating at a satisfactory level.
bypass obstacles, doors and their frames, or a wet spot from the leaking compartment increased dramatically.
remains shave, clean teeth, washing the residue of his throat and reeling from a night of sleep, arrange and put together for the illogical order some hair and viola.
Coming out of the bathroom, still bound is not coming across on one of the parents.

This time neat to just walk in a deserted area dormancy.
moment of reflection, which will not tie the end of the match the shirt and suit. Why? I make bitchin so let's not expect that to go out on the cover Zegny collection for Summer. Ubrawszy is looking for everyday essentials to work.
Ipod, cell phone, chewing gum, you take out a book while sitting in cattle cars, even for a moment to stifle the stench of Warsaw's reluctance to use deodorant and a toothbrush, wallet.

And in your way.

And sways in the pocket with a sarcastic smile fucking mobile, which tells us to bring them up to this day walk ,

as every day.

-V,